Post by Admin on Aug 27, 2015 12:46:40 GMT 8
Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) : "THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?
Erap on the Phone:
Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).
One day, Erap was touring Spain. After his day's sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's balls from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" Erap, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!" Early the next morning, Erap returned, placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter promptly replied, "Si senor! Sometimes the bull wins."
Scenario: Nasusunog ang Malacanang!
Guard: Mr. President dito po ang daan sa fire exit.
Erap: Gago, diyan nga dadaan ang apoy, eh!
Erap:Doc,ano na po ba ang lagay ko?
Doc:sorry mr. PresideNt but you have a brain tumor.
Erap:YeHEy!!!
Doc:Why?are you deaf?i said you hve a brain tumor!
Erap:kasi doc sa Pilipinas i have no brain but here i have a brain TwO-More pa..
FVR: Sorry I'm late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa escalator
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) : "THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?
Erap on the Phone:
Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).
One day, Erap was touring Spain. After his day's sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's balls from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" Erap, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!" Early the next morning, Erap returned, placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter promptly replied, "Si senor! Sometimes the bull wins."
Scenario: Nasusunog ang Malacanang!
Guard: Mr. President dito po ang daan sa fire exit.
Erap: Gago, diyan nga dadaan ang apoy, eh!
Erap:Doc,ano na po ba ang lagay ko?
Doc:sorry mr. PresideNt but you have a brain tumor.
Erap:YeHEy!!!
Doc:Why?are you deaf?i said you hve a brain tumor!
Erap:kasi doc sa Pilipinas i have no brain but here i have a brain TwO-More pa..
FVR: Sorry I'm late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa escalator